The Lonely Island – Jose & Mark Lyrics



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[Intro]
Welcome back to sports chat I’m standing here with two fellas who are having a heck of a year, the Bash Brothers
At this point guys I think everyone knows who you are, but just in case, why don’t you introduce yourselves
Oh okay well

[Hook]
They call me Joseeeeeeeee
And I’m Mark
Joseeeeeeeee
And I’m Mark

[Verse 1]
Go Jose go oiled up like Rambo
Take the needle out my butt and hop in the lambo
Th-The anabolics got me feelin’ bionic
Cause’ you know I’m indestructible
I’m Jose, I’m Mark
You’re a stud
And you’re a thoroughbred stallion
Necks laced up with the let’s bash medallion
Rollin’ to hilltop mall to get a pager
Got girls of every flavour
Because we’re in the Majors

Freaks hit up my Skytel, I’ll come mess up your Maybelline
My beeper beeping more than my dialysis machine
K-k-kidney failure’s just part of the game
We’re not ashamed now the world knows my motherfucking name

[Hook]
They call me Joseeeeeeeee
And I’m Mark
Joseeeeeeeee
And I’m Mark

[Bridge]
Canseco, can make the hoes go low
Slow mo for your bro and [?]
1980 oh [?] the year of the [?]
The whole Bay love me cause’ I’m so bolo
Speeding though San Fran
Got a pass from the popo
Pumpin’ my andros then wash ’em down with SoCo

[Verse 2]
Try and touch my cherry curls I’ll put you in a chokehold
Hit the taco bell and drop the extra guacamolo
Hotbox the whole Lambo with pakalolo
And teach me that taekwondo though
Well step into my dojo
Cocaine fists cave your nose hole
They don’t know though
We like Samwise and Frodo
But also like Dorothy and Toto
But way more swole bro
Our bodies are loco that’s why they’re chanting

[Hook]
Joseeeeeeeee (Jose Jose Jose)
And I’m Mark
Joseeeeeeeee (Jose Jose Jose)
My name is Mark McGwire I play first base

They call me Joseeeeee (Jose, Jose, Jose)
(And I’m Mark, And I’m Mark And I’m Mark)
And I’m Mark
Joseeeeeeeee (And I’m Mark, I’m Mark)
And I’m M-m-m-m-Mark



Chevy Woods – Gang Shit Only



[Verse 1]
Watch a nigga go beast mode
Marshawn Lynch shit I’m living by the G code
Never let a nigga change me
Landed out in San Fran told that bitch [?] me
Hit my nigga Berner with the wussup
They never understood us fuckin’ niggas throw my hood up
Riding in a stolen young niggas with they hood up
They ain’t get the whole bag I swear I wish they would’ve
Kevin Love with a key, off white tall white, boy I’m Dirk with the three
You ain’t allowed where I be
See them red and blue lights skrt-skrt on police

[Chorus]
I be doing hella shit
Lemme fuck you for the hell of it
Fuck that nigga he irrelevant
Shoot the fade we could settle it

[Verse 2]
I ain’t never give ’em no names
Ask my cousin had the plug with the cocaine
Doin’ 100 in a slow lane
Diamonds dancing like it’s Soul Train
Bitch it’s gang shit only, tell your baby daddy stop acting like he know me
20 shots like I’m Kobe
Panoramic roof on the Spur like Ginobli
Out the bag like Wizzle, talking all this gun shit and never shot a pistol
Boy don’t make your momma miss you
Fucking with them Taylors that’s a issue

[Chorus]
I be doing hella shit
Lemme fuck you for the hell of it
Fuck that nigga he irrelevant
Shoot the fade we could settle it